Hey guys. I have belated music. But first, I should tell you I tried watching Pan’s Labyrinth….
Let me tell you about the players in Pan’s Labyrinth:
the main character, Ofelia: played by the kid in PAY IT FORWARD
the woman Mercedes and her brother: played by LUKE AND LEAH (STAR WARS!)
the step-father: played by THE JOKER & BEN STILLER AS TAYBACK (TROPIC THUNDER) ALSO A GUY WHO WORKED IN A MEDIEVAL TORTURE CHAMBER
the creatures: designed by TIME BURTON & A GUY ON ANGEL DUST (uncredited: GUY ON COCAINE)
special effects by: THE GUY WHO DID THE SAW MOVIES & A SERIAL KILLER
During school I told my spanish teacher I watched it (it’s in spanish) while I flailed my arms about. He said it was a beautiful movie. So I flailed my arms more violently about and said “WHAT ABOUT THE THING WITH THE WINE BOTTLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!” He laughed. Oh yeah, he said. Oh yeah.
If I could off you only one tip for the future, sunscreen woul- DON’T WATCH PAN’S LABYRINTH.
Otherwise you’ll get shitfaced. (Don’t watch that unless you like almost literal shitfaces.)
Also, if you don’t understand the references and the things that go on with them, you were a deprived child and I hate you.
BTW – for these links, trying right-clicking and saying “save link as.” I realize we had some trouble with the last links so try this instead
MUSIC
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – O’ Children
Murder Mystery – Problems
download (non-live version)
Florence + the Machine – Drumming Song
Trent Dabbs – January Lights
n/a youtube
Matthew Perryman Jones – Out of the Shadows
Ra Ra Riot – Dying is Fine
Panic! At the Disco – Northern Downpour
Captain – Summer Rain
Silversun Pickups – Panic Switch
Say Anything – Alive With the Glory of Love
See you again tomorrow for continual Christmas music through December.
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