07/22/2010

“I’ve Lost All Feeling”

Shmowzow. Bam, a new post. Did I catch you out of the blew? Whoop-de-doop.

I guess I owe you guys some music or something. But first, may I complain about how my Photoshop CS3 shut down? Now all it tells me is that my trial period is over. Do you know how I reply? With a “SCREW YOU PHOTOSHOP WARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.” It really pisses me off a lot, though. Here I am, with a camera and plenty of ugly-looking sims 3 pictures and the basic version of Photoshop. Do you know what my parents have? My mom has CS4 and my dad has CS5. What do they use it for? Pretty much nothing. If anything, they use it to alter pictures that aren’t theirs. Do you guys know what I can do on Photoshop? How about this:

I DID THAT. ME. FROM SCRATCH. Whenever my parents DO decide to use their Photoshops, they yell up the stairs for me half the time, to show them how to do something. And now my mother is giving away her extra copy of Photoshop CS4 to some lady whose only method of fixing a computer is “reboot”.

what the what?

HELLO? There is no other person who could conceivably use such a fine product? Anyways, all I’m trying to say is if you wanna see anything else by me, it’s here. But I haven’t updated in a while, so some of my best stuff is missing.