guess i’ll end this blog
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It's only music
WHAT THE FUCK SHITBALLS OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED MAN.
YOU REALLY THREW ME FOR A LOOP WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE BITCH
FIRST YOU MAKE ME THINK BRANDON IS THE BAD GUY WHICH, ON ITS OWN, HAD ME WRITHING WITH DISCOMFORT
I MEAN FUCKING BRANDON, REALLY?
FUCKING BRANDON?
THE PUREST PERSON ON THE SHOW AND I’M LED TO BELIEVE THAT HE IS A SHAPE SHIFTER?
I WAS OKAY WHEN YOU CLARIFIED THAT HE WASN’T…
BUT THEN… FUCKING PETER?
FUCKING PETER?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE BITCH TITS BALLS FUCK SLUT PROSTITUTE JUSTIN BIEBER LIL WAYNE DONKEY SHIT PENGUIN BARF IS GOING ON?
WHEN ARE HIM AND OLIVIA GOING TO KISS
I AM SO FUCKING…..DGHSKHDRIOAHEOIG
POINT IS, FRINGE IS FUCKING MY BALLS
SERIOUSLY FUCKING WITH MY BALLS
IF THIS KEEPS UP I SWEAR I’M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
SERIOUSLY
I HAVE POOR DIET CHOICES AND PROBABLY HYPERTENSION OR TOO MUCH OF SOME OF THAT CHOLESTEROL SHIT
LITERAL.
HEART ATTACK.
AND NOW I WANT DEVIL DOGS WHYYYYYYYYYYY
My apologies for not updating very often, but I’ve been very busy, you see. Watching movies. Because I watched so many, I’m just going to do a quick little review of each.
I loved this movie because of Jon Cusack. Ione Skye, meh. But John Cusack had the loveliest personality I’ve ever seen in a main character. He was nervous and gentlemanly. He made a lot of shit in that movie believable.
I hated this movie. I didn’t even make any gifs of it. WHY DO I HATE IT, you ask? Simple: Patrick ‘Motherfucker’ Dempsey. Ugh, I use the comparison of sounding like young Josh from Drake & Josh, but he looks like older, thinned, pedobear Josh.
It’s like, “NYAH NYAH NYAH I’M FUCKING PATRICK DEMPSEY I WEAR NONPRESCRIPTION GLASSES AND I’M ON GREY’S ANATOMY. FUCKING WORSHIP ME.” Ew, Patrick. Gross. Anyone who loves Patrick Dempsey hasn’t seen this movie. He looks like a Jew. (I love Jews, though. Just not him when he looks like one.)
I wasn’t crazy about Amanda Peterson’s hair, either. You shouldn’t do a perm on hair that thin. *shiver*
I don’t know, this is another movie directed by John Hughes. I can’t *not* love John Hughes movies. Matthew Broderick was adorable, and so was Alan Ruck and Mia Sara. I really loved everything about this movie, especially because of Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck. They are so awesome together.
John Hughes. What else can I say? Also, there’s something truly amazing about this movie. Jake Ryan. A.K.A Michael Schoeffling of whom I have the sneaking suspicion might be dead. Seriously his IMDB is empty. Anyways, he is quite attractive in that movie even by today’s standards. Anthony Michael Hall plays an annoyingly cliche nerd, but I’m still impressed by him. He pulls off looking like a freshman compared to Molly Ringwald, and then a year later looks her age in The Breakfast Club. Touche, Anthony Michael Hall….touche.
I don’t know why. Started watching it because I was told it was good, ended up loving it for Wesley Singerman. Although, can I just point something out? They didn’t follow the rules of the fucking space time continuum. This is not Back to the Future! You cannot get away with things like that simply because you’re Michael J. Fox. HE WASN’T EVEN IN THE MOVIE ANYWAYS SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY GOT AWAY WITH THOSE THINGS.
..It was on TV, idk.
Also, holy shit did you know Chris Pine is in that movie?! WITH HAIR. Omg…
John Hughes strikes again. Actually, I’m watching this movie tonight. But I’ve already seen it once so BLAH. Ally Sheedy is so wonderful. I want to marry her.
I heard it was nominated for a Golden Globe, and my friends liked it, and I was bored. So I watched it. It should be acknowledged that this movie led me to re-watch most of the aforementioned movies. It contained a chalice of 1980’s movie references and satisfied the pretend 1980’s teenager inside of me. It’s pretty wonderful in all respects, and I think it should win whatever Golden Globe it was nominated for. It just touches on some weird topics and also bashes Christianity. Don’t even get me started on Stanley Tucci. So wonderful. I love that man.
My friend said that tonight, after we were finished seeing TRON: Legacy, I should go home and blag about it. Here’s my review of TRON: Legacy, as a favor to my friend:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TRON: LEGACY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
OLIVIA WILDE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHE WAS IN TRON: LEGACY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
GARRETT HEDLUND IS VERY ATTRACTIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN GET ANY ACTION FROM OLIVIA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HE WALKS FUNNY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
JEFF BRIDGES BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SPECIAL EFFECTS
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I have too much to do right before vacation. I dare you to not watch this video and enjoy it. It will tide you over until I can find time.
I just tried watching Eclipse. I’m sorry, but I couldn’t make it. I cried at 10 minutes in. It’s so bad, but not so bad it’s funny. Let me explain
terrible movies = funny
Troll 2 = bad
So, Troll 2 = funny
Eclipse = TERRIBLE
but Eclipse ≠ funny
??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT GOES AGAINST NATURE
Now. Let me explain the plot
Hi, my name is Bella Swan. I have an uncool dad who has a gun and cares about me. I do not have even a hint of a personality, and my boyfriend is dead but I still like to make out with him in strange meadows. When I grow up, I wanna be dead just like my boyfriend!
Bella, I love you. In the creepiest way possible.
Bella, I love you. In the no-shirtiest way possible.
Now I am conflicted but you cannot tell because I refuse to show any emotion.
Bella, I lov- oh. Um, Bella, I want your blood for some reason.
Oh, are we talking about how we all stalk Bella? I want you too, Bella. For a reason the Tasteless Music writer did not stay tuned long enough to find out. Did I mention I’m the best looking actor here? Hah, well I am.
Hey Bella. I want you.
I want you, Bella.
I want you so bad, Bella.
BRAD PITT WANTS BELLA.
We do not want you, Bella.
Bdbrbdbrbdbrbdbrbdbrbdbrbdbdbrbdbdbddbdbdbbbbbbrdbbdbdbd I want you Bella.
I want you, Bella.
To sum up, everyone in the whole wide world wants Bella. My plan is to form a Kool-aid cult and kill ourselves because I no longer want to be a part of this earth.