Somehow, I’m managing a post after the stuff I did last night.
I did some serious stuff. I don’t think I can say it was serious “shit,” because no movie producer asked me if he could make a movie out of it starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. But it was serious stuff. Which is pretty legitimate. Here’s what I did:
- got in a stranger’s car
- moved a plow back to its original place
- got candy and a strawberry tropicana coolata (surprisingly good)
- ate said candy for dinner
- yelled at a stranger for an hour
- rollerbladed around a golf course
- hid from cops
- found night golfers – golf courses are incredibly busy at midnight
- went night swimming
- watched Young Frankenstein
- passed out
- lied about all of it to authoritative figures
Preeeetty serious stuff. Then I flipped off a bunch of twelve-year-olds and called it a day.
Also, found this:
“Twilight’s like soccer: They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and a billion fans insist that you just don’t understand.”
Ordering out for dinner again tonight because there’s some storms or whatever around these parts so my dad won’t be grilling the steak. And the sky is orange/yellow because the sun is setting behind the clouds so everyone will flip out about it on facebook because they think the sky is jaundiced.
And I’m a cynic for hating people?
Your Music
John Mayer – The Heart of Life
Between the Trees – White Lines & Red Lights
Say Anything – Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
OneRepublic – Too Easy
Jesse Harris – The Secret Sun (THE song of Summer)
Tim Easton – Next to You
And alas, work tomorrow. I like busy summers but I really, really don’t. Also I’m working on a Tasteless Music special because something annoyed me today and flung me into a spiral of wanted improvements. Now I must tell you how I think people can improve something. Later, though. I have work.
Quote
“Trust none but the lazy!”
-Dilbert
Tasteless Music 
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